Goodbye, Cone of Shame

It's a miracle! After three months in the dreaded (yet well-decorated - thanks, Mary) Cone of Shame, Izzy (aka Cyclops) has been released from her upside-down lamp shade!

The One-Eyed Wonder no longer spends her days moping around the house and running into things. In fact, this morning while I have been getting ready to break out the touch-up paint (it's amazing how much property damage those ridiculous satellite dishes can cause when attached to the head of a hyperactive gas machine) Izzy has been intermittently performing Happy Dog Roll(TM) and Exfoliation Dance(TM), stopping only occasionally to clean her girl parts (an act I embarrassingly had to take over with washcloth in hand each and every morning for the past 98 days).

Oh, it is good to be Izzy.